Voting Republican: (From The Huffington Post)

Jesus loves you,
and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was: 
A good guy when Reagan armed him
A bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him
A good guy when Cheney did business with him
A bad guy when Bush needed a "we can’t find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist.
Trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations.
Our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body.
Multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science.
Creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense.
A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution…
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades
George Bush’s criminal record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime.
Unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest.
What Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

 

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